Come on in and take of you shoes man, this might take a while
Normally I don't talk out of school because that's just not my style
But I'd prefer to stay and gossip all day about the people we hate I said it
Are you sure this place is completely safe?
He handed me a page; I read it, it said:

Welcome to the Broken Hearts Club,
You are all invited to stay the night
Welcome to the Broken Hearts Club,
No secret ever leaves here alive

It all started the winter of last year; I knew she was the one
But I'm not the kind of guy who is clever; the cat's always got my tongue
So with my thoughts, I told God if He loved me a lot, I'd get you
He answered back, with an ominous laugh amid a thunderous crash,
"Son, I'm sorry but"

Welcome to the Broken Hearts Club,
You are all invited to stay the night
Welcome to the Broken Hearts Club,
No secret ever leaves here alive

Once you're a part of our little club, you'll never be the same
To those we admire, we're passing out flyers
And if you think the club's a sham, well frankly we don't give a damn

So thank you for treating me like a garbage can
And thank you for singing as loud as you can

Welcome to the Broken Hearts Club,
You are all invited to stay the night
Welcome to the Broken Hearts Club,
No secret ever leaves here alive