(Yes Virginia yes Virginia yes Virginia yes Virginia)

I've been telling you there's someone else Virginia
You're not listening this time I think you should
But you've never really cared have you Virginia
So you just can't see how anybody could
Yes Virginia there is another woman and she loves me like I used to wish you'd do
Yes Virginia there is another woman now I need her more than I need you

(Yes Virginia yes Virginia yes Virginia yes Virginia)

I have never measured up to what you've wanted
I'm through trying now I know I never can
That's the reason why I love her so Virginia
She accepts me just exactly as I am
Yes Virginia there is another woman
(Yes Virginia yes Virginia)