by Koo Koo Boy
lyrics and music by Scott Coblio
Murder occured
In the apartment where she lived
She's single now
She goes to the refrigerator
Takes out two TV dinners
She's living alone, she can't get used
To cooking for one
She's too young for afternoon TV
Too old to watch cartoons
She's too young for afternoon TV
Too old to watch cartoons
She's getting ready
For the big date
So you'd better not keep, keep her waiting
Don't you be late
Cause murder occured
In the apartment where she lived
She's living alone
She's cooking for one
She's waiting for you
But if you come for dinner
She'll cook for two