Ozzy

When I wake up
First thing I do
Eggs
Is to look around
For something to chew
"Eggs-actly"
Feeding myself is very, very tricky
Because you see, I'm ridculously picky
Eggs

Strut
Excuse me Ozzy, I---

Ozzy
This Struthiomimus
Won't settle for the dregs
I'll borrow
I'll beg
I'll even kiss you

Strut
Kiss me?

Ozzy
For my dear beloved dose
Of eggs

Strut
(Sung:)
Hurry, Ozzy, I'm so hungry
I can't wait for another minute
Here's a juicy little leaf
With a beautiful stick in it
Can't I have a taste
If I promise just to lick it?

Ozzy (shouted not spoken)
Strut!

Strut
What!

Ozzy
You imbecilic eater
Great green globs couldn't
Possibly be sweeter
Than a pile of eggs

You've got to smell them
Feel them
Crack them open
For a great big nest full
I am hoping

Strut
I'm starving! I'm weak!
There's nothing in my tummy
The mold on that tree
(Sung:) is starting to look yummy

Ozzy
The colors and shapes
And assorted sizes
Gobble them all
For appetizers
Eggs-tasy

Strut
Ozzy, what's the matter
With a little vegetation?

Ozzy
I've had it up to hear
With this aggravation!

Strut
Can't I have
This piece of a tree?

Ozzy
Why can't you be more
Like me?
You leaf-loving

Strut
Hey

Ozzy
Bush-burping
Stem-smelling
Garden-gorging

Strut
Wait a minute!

Ozzy
Plant-popping, tree-tasting,
Dirt-devouring beast!

Strut
Ozzy

Ozzy
You've got to have eggs
Thrice a day
At least

Strut
Eggs