Diablo raises an eyebrow,
Strawberry milkshake in hand
I try my best to distract myself,
But he really wants to be in the band
Can he play the drums, or the clarinet,
Electric xylophone, or better yet,
The euphonium or the clockwork flute?
He's just standing there in a business suit
Angels on the left side, demons on the right
Never in the dark, never in the light
Center of the sunbeam light show flower seed
This is all have, this is all I need
Original synergized molecules
Revolving electrified power tools
The end of the world on April Fool's Day
What have you done to my necktie?
You tied it up in a knot
This is the final mistake you'll make
You think you're misunderstood, but you're not
Got a show tonight, but tomorrow you're out
Someone call me up a talent scout
Better yet, just usher that Diablo back
Give him a guitar, paint it with a Union Jack
Lemons on the left side, demons on the right
Never in the dark, never in the light
Center of the sunbeam light show flower seed
This is all have, this is all I need
Life in the chair at the hair salon
Taking the time to reflect upon
Some things that are too difficult to convey
Ooh, original synergized molecules
Revolving electrified power tools
The end of the world on April Fool's Day