~Chorus~
Marilyn broke the heart of Joe DiMaggio
oh where'd that horse and carriage go?
In the castle I'll build for you
on an island meant just for two
would it be best luck around
what if all that's lost was found
what if I could be the only one that she'd ever dream of

If I were some movie star with some big expensive car
at some big first night premiere with Ben Affleck and Richard Gere
would you give me just one look if I wrote some obscure book
would you give me just one chance in some other circumstance
Someone like me deserves someone like you la la la la la la la la

~Chorus~

If I was the great Houdini granted wishes like a genie
If I were some big tough guy who went to Mars and made you cry
I told you lies because they say, nice guys will lose anyway
In some other circumstance would you give me just one chance?
Someone like me deserves someone like you la la la la la la la la

~Chorus~

What if I
What if I was the only one

If I were a super hero rockerfella like Di Nero
if I could face all my fears and dated girls like Britney Spears
wore black leather on a Harley in Jamaica like Bob Marley
in some other circumstance would you give me just one chance?
~Chorus~ (2x)