Well, my pad is very messy, and there's whiskers on my chin,
And I'm all hung up on music and I always play to win
I ain't got no time for lovin' cuz my time is all used up
Just sittin' around creatin' all that groovy kind of stuff

I'm a man Yes, I am, and I can't help but love you so No no no
I'm a man Yes, I am, and I can't help but love you so

Well, if I had my choice of matter, I would rather be with cats
All engrossed in mental chatter, moving where our minds are at,
And relating to each other just how strong our wills can be
I'm resisting all involvement with every groovy chick I see

Well, I'm a man Yes, I am, and I can't help but love you so No no no
I'm a man Yes, I am, and I can't help but love you so No no no

Well, I got to keep my image while suspended from a throne
That looks upon a kingdom full of people all unknown;
Who imagine I'm not human and my heart is made of stone
I ain't never had no problems and my toilet's trimmed with chrome

I'm a man Yes, I am, and I can't help but love you so No no no
I'm a man Yes, I am, and I can't help but love you so No no no
I'm a man Yes, I am, and I can't help but love you so No no no
I'm a man Yes, I am, and I can't help but love you so No no no