This is the annoying song – la la la la la
You'll hate it but you'll sing along – la la la la la
It'll make its way inside your brain
And slowly drive you and your family insane – la la la la la

You'll sing it when you're in your car – la la la la la
You'll sing it at the salad bar – la la la la la
You can try to drown it out
And turn your radio up loud but all you'll hear is la la la la la

I wish I could buy a gun
And shoot myself through both eardrums
So I could never hear that song again
And get on with my life
That stupid la la la la part has wormed its way into my heart
And I will sing it till I go insane and wake up screaming
Agggghhhhhhh

This song doesn't need another verse – la la la la la
We're just singing it to make things worse – la la la la la
And from Tokyo to Austria in every kareoke bar
They'll all be singing la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la