Let's throw cheese at the government(go punk!)
Cheese for life, brotha
I like cheese
And then I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blond hair
And I didn't steal that from Blink182
And I'm not the same thing as Blink182
And all those other stupid bands that sound the same
But you know, that's life

Life equals cheese equals life equals anarchy
Anarchy equals cheese equals lifeFOR LIFE
ANARCHY FOR LIFEplus cheese

My dog has rabies
I noticed when he coughed
I took him to the vet
It was sad
Now I want to kill myself
Because my dog is dieing
His name is Cheese
Everything's bigger in Texas

Life equals cheese equals life equals anarchy
Anarchy equals cheese equals lifeFOR LIFE
ANARCHY FOR LIFEplus cheese

Don't mess with the US
Because we're bigger, better, and in control
My life sucks
Everyone does drugs
I'm a sellout
And I have billions of dollars
But my life sucks, so you'll buy my cd's
Because it makes you feel unique
To have a sucky life too

Life equals cheese equals life equals anarchy
Anarchy equals cheese equals lifeFOR LIFE
ANARCHY FOR LIFEplus cheese

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' (what!?)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'
Richard Clark for life
RIPbecause I knew you so well
From Alycia
Camels are nice
Bananas smell, so does your face
Don't mess with me
Because I'll mess you up
Because I'm MEST
And I'm deep and hardcore
AND CHEESE

Life equals cheese equals life equals anarchy
Anarchy equals cheese equals lifeFOR LIFE
ANARCHY FOR LIFEplus cheese

My foot is asleep