(Chorus)

Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

I'm Rudolph and I quit
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that fuckin' whip
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

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Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing cold, it's cold as fucking hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

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Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin into those little kid's rooms
he's a fuckin' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the cunt,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho

(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho