Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fucking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho

I'm Rudolph and I quit, just who's he think he is,
That little fat cunt's at back in the sleigh, cracking that fucking whip
And me stuck up the front with these other useless cunts
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho

Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fucking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho

And what about us elves, we've had enough as well
Working in that freezing factory cold as fucking hell
Working till we drop, with our bollocks brazing off
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho

Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fucking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho

I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like
Sneaking into them little kids rooms he's a fucking pedophile
A devious old drunk and I'm married to the cunt
So stick ya christmas your arse, ho ho fucking ho

Ho ho fucking ho, what a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the fucking work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your arse, ho ho fucking ho

Stick ya christmas your arse, ho ho fucking ho (x2)