When you're starting to choke
take some pills with your coke
it's inspirational
When your life is a mess
light one more cigarette
it's so logical

Well it's something that your mother can't abide
But it's something that I freely prescribe

Take yourself for a ride
it never felt so good
as the night that you and I played Robin Hood
Stealing through the backrooms of our minds
remembering a time when we were five
a time I thought we'd left behind

When you're starting to cry
come and sit by my side
and I will love you so
And when nightmares come
I will try to be fun, even though;
I'm so scared you know

Well it's something your mother can't abide
but it's something that I freely prescribe

Take yourself for a ride
it never felt so good
as the night that you and I played Robin Hood
Stealing from the back rooms of our minds
Stealing from a time when we were five
a time I thought we'd left behind

When you're starting to choke
take some pills with your coke
It's hysterical