When I was a young man and never been kissed
I got to thinking it over what I had missed
I got me a girl, I kissed her and then
Oh Lord, I kissed her again

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Oh, kisses sweeter than wine,
Oh, kisses sweeter than wine

I asked her to marry and be my sweet wife,
And we would be so happy the rest of our lives
I begged and I pleaded like a natural man,
And then, Oh Lord, she gave me her hand

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I worked mighty hard and so did my wife,
Workin' hand in hand to make a good life
With corn in the field and wheat in the bins,
I was, Oh Lord, the father of twins

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Our children they numbered just about four,
They all had sweethearts knockin' at the door
They all got married and they didn't hesitate;
I was, Oh Lord, the grandmother of eight

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Now that we're old, and ready to go,
We get to thinkin' what happened a long time ago
We had a lot of kids, trouble and pain,
But, Oh Lord, We'd do it again

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