I went to punk rock high and the school of rock
I got an electric guitar to compensate my small cock
I got a high squeaky voice like a mouse in a can
That's the way that I am

I wore baggy clothes I was overweight
Now I'm a blue fox punk because I watched what I ate
Now I wear bondage pants just because I can
That's the wau that I am

I was a popular guy at punk rock high
At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks
The regular classes was nothing for me
But at gas stations across Europe I got a degree

The boys and me got some history We're a mystery
We're still getting it on, writing our songs
And we still do everything that we can sticking it
To the man
Fred once said -man we must be misled
There must be something better than a van as a bed
I said we got to do all that we can sticking it to the man

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock
And just like Bill Haley I rock around the clock
I don't need a glass, I drink straight from the can
That's the way that I am

I was a popular guy at punk rock high
At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks
At rock n roll university I got a doctors degree and a PhD