I wish I had a nice song to sing today
But they shut off my water and my woman ran away
They got the car last Saturday night
And there's no food so I'm on a diet
If that's what you want another clich
I'm telling you true the dog died today

I'm feeling crappy really crappy
While the rest of the world is happy
Really crappy really sad
Wondering what else can go bad

Well I got a headache that won't go away
And I can't find a job no matter what I say
I guess I'll have to move out next Monday at noon
Haven't seen my parents much I'm gonna see them soon

I'm feeling crappy really crappy
While the rest of the world is happy
Really crappy really sad
Wondering what else can go bad

Haven't had a meal now for nearly a week
I opened up my wallet and I went to take a peek
But all that is in there is a lonely dollar bill
It's not quite enough to eat my fill

I'm feeling crappy really crappy
While the rest of the world is happy
Really crappy really sad
Wondering what else can go bad

Feeling crappy
Feeling crappy
Feeling crappy
Feeling crappy