I don't think cocain has ever gotten any body killed
And little kids with guns don't even seem that bad to me
Cancer won't kill anyone I ain't scared of nicotine
With meth I'm down
No one but gay people in Africa have HIV
And I'm not black sooo
No chance of a heart attack or nothin'
Oh no
This swine flu don't matter I ain't mexican
Why is Micheal Jackson wearing a mask
I ain't afriad of a holocaust
No one would ever want to hurt a jew
There is only one thing I'm scared of

I just don't want to slip on
Banana peels
And I feel this is a big deal
Why you dumbasses leave your
Banana peels
On the street
It's a bad idea

People fall every day and die
When I slip outside on them banana peels it makes me mad
If I knew who left them there then it would be gunshot blasts
Tell your friends throw it in the trash or something
Something
I roll with some bad people and we strapped with guns and shit
I don't want to cut your ass
And if I see them peels on the floor
Then I'm a fuckin' know that it's you
Your peoples going to be dying slow

While I slap your bitch with a
Banana peel
You getting killed
I ain't going to chill
Why you dumbasses leave your
Banana peels
On the street
It's a bad idea

Better go and tell Obama
Get the bomb and kill them farmers
That are growing bananas out in Nicaragua
Or Pakistan or fuckin' China
Get them for the pain that they've caused us
Billions die every day and that ain't right
So
I wrote this song so litterbugs know I ain't scared to fight
Don't make me kill your kids and wife
Cause I don't want no one to slip on
Banana peels banana peels banana peels
Why you dumbasses leave your
Banana peels banana peels banana peels
Ain't you faggots ever heard of kharma?

Your leave the peel there on the floor (on the floor)
You thinking about no one but you
And then your cousin comes along (your cousin comes along)
And breaks his skull cause he slipped on your
Banana peels
And I feel
This is a big deal
Why you dumbasses leave your
Banana peels
On the street
It's a bad idea

Better go and tell Obama
Get the bomb and kill them farmers
That are growing bananas out in Nicaragua
Or Pakistan or fuckin' China
Get them for the pain that they've caused us

Woa-oh-woa-oh-woa-oh-oh

Better get your banana peels

Woa-oh-woa-oh-woa-oh-oh banana peels

I never had to bring Michael Jackson into this one
It was kind of uncalled for

Woa-oh-woa-oh