All right now, here we go
Now we're gonna tell you a little story
About the way we like to party, take ya on a trip!
Hit it! That's right

I'm goin' way down south where the big blue agave grow
Takin' a weekend trip down to Baja, Mexico!
Where you can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice
Take your vitamin T with salt and lemon slice

I say, one shot! Hey! Mas Tequila
Two shots! Hey! Hey! Que veneno
Three shots! Hey! Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila!

She did a mean macarena to the funky cold Medina
Behind a body shot and three margaritas
She'll drink it straight from the bottle, terra cotta jug
From a boda bag coppin' a major buzz

I say, one shot! Hey! Mas Tequila
Two shots! Hey! Hey! Que veneno
Three shots! Hey! Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila!

Uno mas, bartender, one more, mas tequila!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Yeah, can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice
Take your vitamin T with salt 'n lemon slice!

I say, one shot! Hey! Mas Tequila
Two shots! Hey! Hey! Que veneno
Three shots! Hey! Arriba! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila!

One shot! Hey! More tequila!
Two shots! Hey! Hey! Que veneno
Three shots! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Mas Tequila!

No mas, no mas