I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld a eerie sight,
for my monster from the slab began to rise
and suddenly to my surprise He did the mash
From my laboratory in the castle east,
to the master bedroom, where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abode, to
get a jolt from my electrodes They did the mash
(BRIDGE)
The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his Son
The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his babe hounds
The coffin baggers, were about to arrive with their
vocal group, The "Crypt Kicker Five"
They played the Mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist, and said,
"What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?"
It's now the Mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band, and
my Monster Mash is the hit of the land For the living,
this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell
them Boris sent you! Then you can Mash