One, two, three, another step for me to be complete,
I read the answers in a magazine What's your fantasy? Woah
One, two, three, we're all living like we're off TV
Sex and the city and the guest list please for this VIP

Oh but her dress is not right and all her legs are all cellulite,
Her belly really is a sad sight Not on the list tonight We all need to

It all smells so sweet These scars are skin deep, so

Read all about it These scars are skin deep so pick
Pictures of you we transmit No depth, no feeling
Well there's a brand new diet that you just have to try,
A feature on bulimia on page 25
Read all about it

One, two, three, let's stick them in a house for our TV
And laugh about how desperate they be, maybe they'll even
One, two, three, tackle a footballer on Saturday
And the position in her box he played was such a fine display

It's in the Sunday Supplement mag we buy to tutt about the daft slag
She gets a lovely Prada handbag so who's laughing last?
And we're the ones with the obsession with the plastic and the escapades
And all the spitroasts and the dildos and the marmalade
And the procession of confessions that the paper paid and laid bare
No depth and no feeling

Read all about it These scars are skin deep so pick
Pictures of you we transmit No depth, no feeling
Well there's a new position for the kids to try,
A treatment for Chlamydia on page 45
Read all about it

We all need to

We all need to

And now we're ugly sisters And now we're ugly sisters
And now we're ugly sisters And now we're ugly sisters
Watching our ugly mothers, it's all beneath these covers
And though we hate each other, now I need you

We all need to

It all smells so sweet Same time next week

Read all about it These scars are skin deep so pick
Pictures of you we transmit No depth, no feeling
Now you bought this food for thought you are what you eat,
Who will do the dishes? Better keep your receipt
Read all about it No depth, no feeling

We all need to fuck