Just the other day my
Emotional chip was delivered to me

The time was right to explore
A human mystery

I went to a bar, found a nice little piece
Her voice was soft she said, "How do you like these?"

Before I knew what to say
She started to act in a very strange way!
I don't know what she's doing to me
Is it a kiss? Is it supposed to be?
I wasn't programmed for this, you see
I only know it in theory
What is she doing with her hand
I can't understand her talk about "being a man"

By a coincidence, she had a room
On the second floor

We went upstairs and got undressed
Then she asked, "Have you done it before?"

I can't lie so I said "No,
But I hope that you're willing to show"

"I'll do anything as long as you pay"
Then she started to act in another strange way!
I don't know what she's doing to me
Is it a kiss? Is it supposed to be?
I wasn't programmed for this, you see
I only know it in theory
Are those games really necessary
To reach the final goal?!
I don't know what she's doing to me
Is it a kiss that it's supposed to be
I wasn't programmed for this, you see
I only know it in theory