STARMITES: (variously)
We are the good guys, so nice and polite
But bad guys beware us if you're lookin' to fight
Cause we don't take no lip and we don't take no sass
We're as tough as old shoe leather and as bold as brass
We're the Starmites! The mighty Starmites!
We fight for the right and unite to be free
We're the Starmites! The mighty Starmites!
The punks of the future, the future are we!

We're the heroes, the good guys, the pack and the pips
Gonna clean up the planet of bad guys and drips
If you're lookin' for action join our pack, join our crew
Cause we ain't never met a girl we like
(half as much as you!)
Starmites! The mighty Starmites! (etc)

Please forgive us, Damsel, if we ain't got no couth
We ain't never learned no manners,
it's a sign of our youth
We all want you to like us so don't treat us like poison -
You're the first genuine, in-the-flesh real live Damsel
which we ever laid eyes on!
We wanna protect you, respect you, elect you to our midst
To woo you, ballyhoo you, and to do as you bidst!

SPACE PUNK: Roll call!
ACK ACK: Ack Ack Ackerman, at your service, Miss
HERBIE: Herbie Harrison, at your service, Miss
DISMO: Dismo d-d-Dittersdorff, at your mervis, sis - I
mean, at your sissus, merve-
I mean - aw forget about it!
STARMITES: Starmites! The mighty Starmites! (etc)

SPACE PUNK:
I am the Space Punk, the original Space Punk,
The leader of the Pack, give me action, do or die!
With a biff, bop, and a bam, I can rescue any damsel
The king of the superheros, I!