We must have lunch real soon
Your luggage is checked through
We've got inflation licked
I'll get right back to you

It's just a standard form
Tomorrow without fail
Pleased to meet you, thanks a lot
Your check is in the mail, lies

Marooned, marooned
Marooned in a blizzard of lies
Marooned, marooned
Marooned in a blizzard of lies

Your toes and knees aren't all you'll freeze
When you're in it up to your thighs
It looks like snow but you never know
When you're marooned in a blizzard of lies

You may have won a prize
Won't wrinkle, shrink or peel
Your secret's safe with me
This is a real good deal

It's finger lickin' good
Strictly by the book
What's fair is fair, I'll be right there
I am not a crook, lies

Marooned, marooned
Marooned in a blizzard of lies
Marooned, marooned
Marooned in a blizzard of lies

You better watch your step
When your old dog Shep
Can't even look you in the eyes
You're cold and lost and you're double crossed
When you're marooned in a blizzard of lies

We'll send someone right out
Now this won't hurt a bit
He's in a meeting now
That coat's a perfect fit

It's strictly fresh today
Service with a smile
I'll love you, darlin', 'til I die
We'll keep your name on file, lies

Marooned, marooned
Marooned in a blizzard of lies
Marooned in a blizzard of lies

Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you're in for a big surprise
When you're marooned in a blizzard of lies
Lies, lies, lies, lies