Damn that television what a bad picture"!
"Don't get upset, It's not a major disaster"
"There's nothing on tonight", he said, "I don't know
what's the matter"!
"Nothing's ever on", she said, "so I don't know
why you bother"

We've heard this little scene, we've heard it many times
People fighting over little things and wasting precious time
They might be better off I thing the way it seems to me
Making up their own shows, which might be better than TV

(CHORUS)

Judy's in the bedroom, inventing situations
Bob is on the street today, scouting up locations
They've enlisted all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped saved their relationship,
And made it work again

Their show gets real high ratings, they think they have a hit
There might even be a spinoff, but they're not sure 'bout that
If they ever watch TV again, it'd be too soon for them
Bob never yells about the picture now, he's having
too much fun

(CHORUS)

Judy's in the bedroom, inventing situations,
Bob is on the street today, scouting up locations
They've enlisted all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped save their relationship,
And made it work again

So think about this little scene; apply it to you life
If your work isn't what you love, then something isn't right
Just look at Bob and Judy; they're happy as can be,
Inventinting situations, putting them on TV

(CHORUS)
Judy's in the bedroom, inventing situations
Dod is on the street today, scouting up locations
They've enlisting all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped save the relationship,
And made it work again