I've gone through so much other stuff
That walking down the aisle was tough
But now I know it's not enough -
I Want To Be A Clone
I asked the Lord into my heart
They said that that's the way to start,
But now you've got to play the part
I Want To Be A Clone

Be a clone and kiss conviction goodnight
Cloneliness is next to godliness - RIGHT!
I'm grateful that they showed the way
'Cause I could never know the way
To serve him on my own -
I Want To Be A Clone

They told me that I'd fall away
Unless I followed what they say;
Who needs the Bible anyway?
I Want To Be A Clone
Their language, it was new to me,
But "Christianese" got through to me;
Now I can speak it fluently
I Want To Be A Clone

Be a clone

"Send in the clones"
(Uh, I kinda wanted to tell some of my friends and people about it,
you know?)
WHAT????
You're still a babe, you have to grow,
Give it twenty years or so
'Cause if you want to be one of his,
Gotta act like one of US!

Be a clone

So now I see the whole design:
My church is an assembly line
The parts are there, I'm feeling fine
I Want To Be A Clone
I've learned enough to stay afloat,
But not so much I rock the boat
I'm glad they shoved it down my throat -
I Want To Be A Clone!

(Everybody must get cloned