The naughty lady of Shady Lane has hit the town like a bom
The back fence gossip ain't been this good since Mabel ran off with Tom
Our town was peaceful and quiet before she came on the scene
The lady has started a riot, disturbin' the suburban routine

The naughty lady of Shady Lane has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of Shady Lane Me, oh my, oh what a girl!

You should see how she carries on with her admirants galore
She must be giving them quite a thrill, the way they flock to her door
She throws those "come hither" glances at every Tom, Dick and Joe
When offered some liquid refreshment, the lady never, never says, "No"

The naughty lady of Shady Lane has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of Shady Lane Me, oh my, oh what a girl!

The things they're trying to pin on her won't hold much water, I'm sure
Beneath the powder and fancy lace, there beats a heart sweet and pure
She just needs someone to change her and she'll be nice as can be
If you're in the neighborhood, stranger, you're welcome to drop in and see

The naughty lady of Shady Lane, so delightful to hold
The naughty lady of Shady Lane So delectable, quite respectable
And she's only nine days old