I love my friends cos they've got no standards,
Morals or ethics in the quest for braggin' rights
We take a plane to a foreign country,
Loaded with [booze] and a head of white lies

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
I know, I know what I'm doing
I know, I know what I'm doing girl

(La la la, la

La la la, la
La la la, la
La la la, la)

Numb and imune to my advances -
Calls for a plan of radical action
We are a team here, and it's simple,
Back each other up when these girls ask questions

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
I know, I know what I'm doing
I know, I know what I'm doing girl

(La la la, la

La la la, la)

[She hears what], what she wants to hear,

Yeah, whisper in her ear that anything could happen
You'll never see this girl again, she'll just disappear,
No-one gets hurt and we all have a nice time

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
I know, I know what I'm doing
I know, I know what I'm doing girl

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Take me, take me back to your place
Take me, take me back to your place

Don't say "no sir" [that's not a reasonable] reason
Don't say "no sir" [that's not a reasonable] reason
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor
Trust me