You know when you taste it
Your feeling grows
And your stealing nose
Because even the greatest G's say
Bros before hoes
But don't forget the hen
Chicken's in the hen house
Whip marks on it's back
He's running away from home
And he's never looking back

Hear the chorus
Feel the dream
Hear the chickens joyful scream
NEW BRUNSWICK
VERMONT
NEW HAVEN
CONNECTICUT
SAE43 MAINE

You don't even need to sever the head
Because the chicken's already dead
And even if you look
A corpse like that would be fun to cook
Now the chicken looks for a ring
For his chicken girlfriend
But Gollum stole the only one
Could this be the end?

I woke up this morning
My arthritis is kicking in again
Damnit I think I lost my teeth
The gnomes are back
Chicken reference
The chicken bought the noose
The bullets, and the pill
He also bought condoms just incase
And now himself he will kill

Hey kid: wanna see a dead body?
If you do just check in the lobby
Because when in Egypt always bring an umbrella
Now watch me rap accapella
Now listen here young fella
There's something that I wanna tell ya
Yo yiggity yo
Staple form A to tax form
See attached document don't laugh uh with me
But then Soviet Sam comes to save the day
And get the chicken out of harm's way
But then they rap battle to the death
MCBETH!

(Chinese talking)

Mama gave me a banjo for Christmas
I will always remember that day
Cuz Santa got caught in the chimney
And somehow my dad went away
The chicken found his wife again
In bed with his boss
He will never love another hen
So he went out and rented the Goonies
A love story once forgotten

Chicken for breakfast
Chicken for lunch
Chicken for snack time
Chicken for munch
In the words of the prophet Isaiah
Monday, Tuesday happy day
Thursday, Friday happy day
But where's the Wednesday you ask?
And to that I say!

We just wasted approximately five minutes of your life
WHAT! ? FORGERY! ?