Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse

Lt Uhura, report

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim

Analysis, Mr Spock

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse

Medical update, Dr McCoy

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim

Starship Captain, James T Kirk:

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engine room, Mr Scott:

Ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow Jim!

Ye cannae change the script, och, it's up to you Jimmy

It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse