SDhe pushed in before me,
In the supermarket queue
Pretending not to see me in the way women do
She put on the counter some bread and milk too,
And then she pulled out 5 different bottles of shampoo
And I thought to myself, "I will never understand women"
And I hear some of you saying "Yeah but all men are the same,
They all think they're so cool and are ruled by their dicks"
That might be true of me, but it ain't true of all of us,
So don't point that finger so quick
I do see some of the blokes though,
In the clubs, pinching girls asses,
Trying to be intimidating, making obscene passes
"Man, she's a goddess,
You can tell by the way she dances"
But you call her a slag when she don't accept your advances
You just show you got no respect for yourself
Shows you ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl
So when she chats to me,
You spit at her and shout "WHORE"
Well, it is written in the art of war,
To fight only the battles you can win
But I will defend your honour until they kick my face in
If you have to scrape me, broken boned, bloodied, bruised and battered up off of the floor,
Well fuck it
Integrity is what black eyes were invented for
So down with the dick-tatorship,
That is so cock sure,
They use rape as a weapon of war
And Fuck the man that thinks it's okay to give his wife a punch
Fuck the judge that said it weren't rape cause she was drunk
And if you're pro life,
I mean, if you're actually PRO life,
Then become a doctor, or foster a kid,
Make it possible for people who are alive, to LIVE
But don't you dare tell women, what they can and can't do,
When it was a woman that gave life to you
Yes, I'm a man, a fairly stereotypical one,
But I ain't afraid to say I think women are beautiful,
And strong
Too fat, too thin,
That's just media spin
You look best when you're comfortable in your own skin
So I'm sorry, if we made you feel undue,
If the truth be known, I'm in awe of you
You're a giver of life, and a warrior too,
So do you really need 5 different bottles of shampoo?