There's a chick in the magazine we all know
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
She's a swingin' little chick we all know
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)

And what she's got she doesn't owe to luck
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
She owes it to a cat named Daddy Warbucks
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)

She saves the world, there's no-one bolder
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
She does all this and never gets any older
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)

Bridge:

(Annie Fanny) She does all this and you wouldn't surmise
(Annie Fanny) This chick needs no disguise
(Annie Fanny) Here's a thing that would be the prize
(Annie Fanny) To get Annie Fanny a pair of eyes

Verse 2:

When she's in trouble it's so handy
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
She always gets saved by a pooch named Sandy
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)

But the dog's in trouble and it's a sin
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
He's as blind as Fanny, he needs contact lens
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)

[Repeat bridge]

(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)
(Annie Fanny, yeah yeah so fine)