Ok now let's all pretend
That we mean something too
I mean, if she only knew, whoa
Herself as much as she's convinced that she does,
She'd probably throw herself in front
Of the first bus she finds
And we can only hope for the best

So if you teach me how
You forget your best friend
I'll teach you how to forget me

So if you teach me how
You forget your best friend
I'll teach you how to forget, forget me

You know that I'm such a sucker
'Cause I fell for every word you said
Well, that's funny, 'cause so did you
Like when you said you missed us all so much
With kisses of convenience you can lock us all away
And save us all for a rainy day

So if you teach me how
You forget your best friend
I'll teach you how to forget me

So if you teach me how
You forget your best friend
I'll teach you how to forget, forget me

Whoa, whoa, whoa
Around your little finger
You have us all wrapped tightly
And all that it would take is just a little phone call
Right by your side we'd be there in a heart beat
It doesn't really matter how hard we try,
'Cause we still love you
And all the words you say,
Well they don't mean that much
If you can't put your money where your mouth is
It would take just one hand
To count your thoughts of me
When I could fill the sea with thoughts of you

So if you teach me how
You forget your best friend
I'll teach you how to forget me

So if you teach me how
You forget your best friend
I'll teach you how to forget, forget me