(R Levine)
You give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go
Yeah, you give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go
You just hot buttered grits your teeth and bear it girl,
I doughnut love you no more
(Now don't get that glazed look on your face!)
Ham bacon you to leave me,
I never sausage misery
Ham bacon you to leave me, darlin',
I never sausage misery
Well, you treated me so ungrapefruitly,
You gave me a raisin to be free
Well, what do you Eggs Benedict me to do now?
I've got muffin else to say
Yeah, what do you Eggs Benedict me to do now?
I've got muffin else to say
Yeah, you left such a waffle toast in my mouth,
You biscuit out of town today
(You know I ain't gonna keep those home fries burning for you)
You give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go
You give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go
You just hot buttered grits your teeth and bear it girl,
I ain't gonna quiche you any more
(Jelly roll it again?)