(To the tune of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)

Ken: Hey Barbie
Barbie: Hey ken!
Ken: Wanna go for a ride!
Barbie: Sure Ken
Ken: Well forget it!

Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it, I should bag it,
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair,
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

Ken: You're so ugly you disgust me

Im a blond, lonely girl,
All alone in the world, Im as flat as a board,
Thin and lanky

Ken: You're a dog and a troll, were you hit by a train?
Wont go near you 'cause your breath is stanky

Don't get touched, Im afraid, cause guys say Im an eyesore
Ooooh

Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,
Said I have it, I should bag it,
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair,
Im a relaltion to Frankenstein's creation

Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me

Boo-hoo-hoo, yeah

Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me

Boo-hoo

Barbie: Oh, lets go out and have some fun!
Ken: sorry, but you're too damn ugly
Barbie: Oh, screw you, Ken!!