I found an empty house in my neighborhood,
I knew that wer shouldn't but I thought we could
Knew it wouldn't be hard to slide into the backyard,
Called all my friends and slipped a hundred to the guard
We turned on the radio and had a party on the patio

Betty's in the sauna and she's getting kind of hot,
Mary's in the icebox wishin' she was not
Connie's in the whirlpool, Jimmy's tryin' to be cool,
Libby's in the bushes 'cause she's nobody's fool
We turned the lights down low and had a party on the patio

Heard the cops are coming so we tried to jump the fence,
Mary didn't make it and we haven't seen her since
Connie had another drink, Jimmy simply couldn't think,
Billy G was passed out underneath the sink
But everybody's gonna show for another party on the patio