Performed by Whoa!
Written by Brian Gunn, Mark Gun, Nigel Dick, Julie Glaze, Josh Schwartz, Brian Kierulf and Andrew Fromm

Mmmyeahoh baby
GirlWhen I think about youI think of one thingand you know what that is
Only think of one thing

I lock my door
Get down on the floor
and I rub one out
I sit back in my chair
Like I just don't care
and I rub one out

When I'm feelin lonely
and I want you to hold me
I rub one out, yeah
Oh oh

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Rub one out
hey don't be shy
(girl don't be shy)
Rub one out
girl, don't ask me why
(Don't ask me why)
Rub one out and I'll grab my crotch
(Grab my crotch)
Rub one out
Do you want to watch me?

When I'm alone
and you're on the phone
I rub one out
Rub one out
When I'm feelin hot
and I'm all in a knot
I rub one out

So baby don't be shy
Don't ask why
I rub one out
babbyyy, yeah

CHORUS
Girl I wanna get inside you
All my dreams to get beside you
Ooh leave a message besides my machine
Somethin warm and sexy
and I'll rub one out cos that's the way it affects me, babe

It's not enough kissing and stuff
So I rub one out
When you're not here
and I want you near
I rub one out

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