If Linda Blair was my Lolita, her head would spin
She would levitate, vomit green,
Beat a priest - what a teen!
Dick Clark would grin
And foul things'd spurt without discretion
From her tiny mouth
She'd say: Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY!
Mommy's in bandages 'n' smoking too,
She doesn't like it when I tell her to
I don't know what's come over me
I'm not myself today,
Linda's all the rage -
the Devil's underage
Get that cross right out of there girl,
You don't know where it's been
You're 13, underage, into bondage
It's just a phase
You're too young to sin,
Speak in tongues backwards in Latin
Let me hear you say:
Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY!
Comin' downstairs just to piss on the rug,
She's gonna get all my gnarly love
I don't know what's come over me
I'm not myself today,
Linda's all the rage -
the Devil's underage
The power of Christ compels you