+Barry Is The Baby's Name
We'll call him Barry, Barry
That'll be the baby's name
We thought of Lance or Josh,
But, oh, my gosh,
They're not the same
But if it's Barry, Barry,
That's a name with style and grace
And if he's not a he,
It still could be
Like in Barrie Chase
+Horowitz
H-O-ROW-ITZ spells Horowitz
Yesterday I took my girlfriend Peggy
To watch him play a concert at Carnegie
V-L-ADIMI-R, that's Vladimir
And he plays piano good,
Like a real piano player should
Horowitz Hear, hear!
+Get On The Garden Freeway
Get on the Garden Freeway,
When you come up to visit me
You'll see a great big shopping center,
With a brand new A & P
Turn left at Kosciusko,
Continue to the third stop light
Then turn around and drive right back
Because I won't be home tonight!