Turn back the clock
And recall what you did
Back on the block where
You lived as a kid
And if you think every kid nowadays
Is a nut or a kook or a fool,
Just turn back the clock
And recall what you said
When you were a kid in school
Ah, your mother wears army shoes!
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Teacher, teacher, I declare,
I see your purple underwear
Margarite, go wash your feet,
The board of health's across the street
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice,
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice
Inka binka, bottle of ink,
The cork fell out and you stink
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised!
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb,
But I've never seen her bare
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I copied your paper and I flunked too
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Whenever it rains, I think of you - drip, drip, drip!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I still say your mother wears army shoes!
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Your mother is a burglar,
Your father is a spy,
And you're the dirty little rat
Who told the FBI
Dirty Lil, Dirty Lil,
Lives on top of Garbage Hill,
Never took a bath and never will,
Yuck, pooey, Dirty Lil
Oh what a face, oh what a figure,
Two more legs and you'd look like Trigger!
A B C D goldfish?
L M N O goldfish
S A R 2 goldfish, C M?
Turn back the clock
And recall what you did
Back on the block where
You lived as a kid
And if you think every kid nowadays
Is a nut or a kook or a fool,
Just turn back the clock
And recall what you said
When you were a kid in school
There goes your father wearing your mother's army shoes!