Holy mackerel there!
Hello wall I didn't see you standin' there
Did I hurt you? Boy I sure did hit you square
Now one of us is plastered and I'll let you guess who
Just imagine bumpin' in to you
Hey wall (hello hello) why did you let them move the door
And the ceiling, why it used to be the floor
Someone came while I was out and changed you all around
Or could it be that I'm standin' upside down
That chandalier is all lit up
It just took a swing at me
And someone put the bathtu
Where the kitchen sink used to be
Hello bedsheet (hello hello) I guess I'd better lay me down
You know I can't sleep if this bed keeps spinnin' round
There's a picture on the head board, hey I've seen them folks before
Son of a gun! I'm in the house next door (hello hello)
Hello neighbor