Check this poor boy out
Yeah I had nothin' to lose
Check this poor boy out
Said she repay my blues
Check this poor boy out
Danced 'round my wire wrecked my world
Check this poor boy out
Left me cryin' like a baby girl

CHORUS:
The river of love flows in the wrong direction
Bit me on the ass and left a nasty infection
The river of love flows in the wrong direction
God how I wish that I was never subjected
Down to the river of love it's in the wrong direction

Check this poor boy out
Yeah I fell out of my mind
Check this poor boy out
She left some luggage behind
Check this poor boy out
Lost my heart's virginity
Check this poor boy out
Almost drowned in her sea

-CHORUS-

You infected and subjected took away my fun
Was it concious effort man that really sucks
You put your chain around me like a dog to it's tags
Why don't somebody want me man it's such a drag

The river of love flows in the wrong direction
Bit me on the ass and left a nasty infection
Infected and subjected took away my fun
Oh God how I hate that river of love

-CHORUS 2-

Yeah yeah yeah yeah fuck yeah