I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds,
Pants too tight, seams bustin' out
Just had a big burrito with beans and rice,
Salsa on top, with some extra spice,
Lots of extra spice

Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy,
Sat on the cold seat, thought I was ready,
Workin' on crosswords and readin' the news

Workin' on a bowel move
Tryin' to move some backed-up drive-through food
Workin' on a bowel move

And it was takin' time
Unhhhhhhhhh

I was up last night tryin' to make some thunder
How long would it take? I sat and wondered
Started readin' a magazine from 1962
Yet I'm waitin' on a bowel move,
'Cause I'm all bound up from cheese that's turned to glue
Prayin' for a bowel move
I'm out of paper again

Bowel move
Unhhhh
(Bowel move) Ain't it funny how it takes so much time
(Bowel move) For a bowel move
(Bowel move) I wanna remember; I wanna remember;
I wanna remember
(Bowel move) I should have brought my camera
Ohhh ohhhh
Ooooooooo hunh
Ohhhhhh yeah, yeah, yeahheah
Uh huh
Huh huh