And here's to you, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, heyhey, hey, hey)

We'd like to know a little more about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, heyhey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, heyhey, hey, hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to a candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mrs Robinson
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, heyhey, hey, hey)