Well, well I been movin' down to Florida
And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game
Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child
And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain
Now, they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man
And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew
When I go down Florida Way,
They're ain't no kind of sexual healing that I would not, could not,
should
Not do, stick it right here
Well I been movin' down to Florida
I'm gonna potty train the chairman Mao
I'm gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child
And I'm gonna grind me up a White Castle side out of India's sacred cow
Well, I been movin' down Florida Way,
And I'm gonna build me the atomic bom
Well, I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child
Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do Right here
By this time I guess you've figured out about Florida
Drink the muddy water in the Vaseline stain
They be makin' tadpoles the size of Mercuries down in Florida
That be tellin' Julio Iglesias what to sing, now
Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man,
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too
When I go down Florida Way,
Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do Right here
Well I been goin' down to Florida
Pole cats lie naked in the Seminole sin
When I go down Florida Way,
Like Vince, I wanna' win
Well I went down to Florida
I got hurt
I took the children down to Florida
I stuck the dick down in the dirt
Get that boy down to Florida
Give him a switch blade
Tell him what to do