And it might seem unorthodox
But I am trying to remove all traces of your personality
So I'm sending you a box
Full of stuff you left when you decided that you'd had enough of me

So here are your things starting with a pair of earrings
And I just bet this is your corrs cassette

It might sound a little lame
But we had something so good that I don't want to remember any more
Because whatever it became
It started out as something that I've never quite experienced before

I put this in because it looked feminine
I'm not quite sure if it was mine or yours

Can we pretend we never met?
Pretend there's nothing to forget
Can we pretend we weren't in love?
Let's pretend we've no-body to be reminded of

And now that I've begun I'm finding things everywhere
When I think that I am done, I'll find some underwear

Can we pretend we never met?
Pretend there's nothing to forget
Can we pretend we weren't in love?
Let's pretend we've no-body to be reminded of