Polka Girl! Polka Girl! Polka Girl, you'd better not let me down
Polka Girl! Polka Girl! Polka Girl, you'd better not let me down
I know a girl named Ruth
I'll tell you all the truth
When the cabbage starts to boil, she loses all control
Polka Girl! Polka Girl! Polka Girl, you'd better not let me down

The band is all in place
Accordian and base
Clarinet and drums
Tenor and trombone
Polka Girl! Polka Girl! Polka Girl, you'd better not let me down

I'll bare my teeth
My lips will curl
Heads will roll if you get near my Polka Girl
Polka Girl! Polka Girl! Polka Girl, you'd better not let me down
Polka Girl! Polka Girl! Polka Girl, you'd better not let me down