Bob Corbin,Sam Weedman (Bro N' Sis Music, BMI;
Sam Weedman Music, ASCAP) 1994

They're sayin' I got crazy last night
Dancin' on tables, swingin' from the lights
Makin' moves on every girl in the place
I swear that wasn't me, it's a case of mistaken identity
He's done it again, now I can't show my face
That wasn't me, that got me in all this trouble I'm in
That wasn't me, but I know who it must have been
He's the black sheep of the family, and he's back in town again
That wasn't me, that was my evil twin
It's been this way, all my life
He has the fun, I pay the price
I'm the one who ends up gettin' the blame
He looks just like me in that neon light, but he's the one who got wild last night
Doin' his best to ruin my good name
That wasn't me
Took my money, cause it's all been spent
Drove my car, cause the fender's bent
Must have hit me when I was asleep
Cause this mornin' my head's sure killin' me
He's the black sheep of the family, and he's back in town again
That wasn't me, that was my evil twin