All the elevator buttons
So incredibly high
I stand today for the midget
At the size of a regular guy

Let me hold you little man
As the parade passes by
Let me hold you little man
We'll make believe you can fly

You shout for me to put you down
But I'm marching today for your cause
I'm bangin' the drum, your big day will come
When they remake the wizard of oz

So let me hold you midget man
Pretend that you're flyin' in space
Let me hold you midget man
So the dog will stop licking your face

Little shoes, little pants
Little song, little dance
Little heart, little mind
But your rights are as big as mine

Thank God I'm tall, I won't let you fall
We're all midgets, for one and for all
Thank God I'm tall, I won't let you fall
We're all midgets and some are just small

Stand up for the little people