Now warning lights are flashing down in Quality Control,
Somebody threw a spanner, they threw him in the hole
There's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town,
Somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down
There's a meeting in the boardroom, they're trying to trace a smell,
There's leaking in the washroom, there's a sneak in personnel
Somewhere in the corridor someone was heard to sneeze,