You messed up in potions yesterday
But everyone still thinks you're really great
'Cept Snape
'Cept Snape
'Cept Snape
and me

Cause we see you for what you really are
A stupid little dork
With a stupid dorky scar
And it's okay
Because it's great
That I hate you
And so does Snape

You crashed into the Whomping Willow tree
But no one else would kick you out and
Make you history

Except for Snape
Except for Sanpe
Except for Snape

And rules are rules no matter who you are
And your the stupid jerk
Who wrecked a flying car

And it's okay
It's really great
That I hate you
And so does Snape

We were teamed up in dueling class
And no one else believed that I would knock you on your bum
Except for Snape

We didn't know
You talked to snakes
Which worked out all right in the end
Now everyone is thinkin your the heir of Slytherin

And it's okay
It's really great
That I hate you
And now

So does everyone else