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We're gonna have a haole Hawaiian Christmas,
We'll walk down to the beach and decorate our mango tree
It may be snowing where you are and you miss us We miss you too but we sure love Waikiki

At Christmas time the locals say, “Mele Kalikimaka” Christmas dinner is spam or spam and rice
We may not have turkey on the table but the luau and those Mai Tais sure are nice

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Down at the beach they adorn the neck of Duke Kahanamoku, Christmas leis and holly they flew in
The sun is always warm here in December And we'll pretend the sand is snow here once again!

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SPOKEN:

Take it boys! Hawwww!

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In the South Pacific hula girls will dance for you and sing Hawaiian Christmas songs all day
Their skin is tan and legs are long as palm trees, and if you charm them you might get a Christmas lei!

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We miss you too, but we sure love Waikiki, we miss you too, but we sure love Waikiki!